Theme for December 2024

Alternate Xmas

“Oh it’s Christmas so we stopped
Were it not for the tick of the clock
And the spin of the Earth in space
We could always be this way”
― Frightened Rabbit

  • He Sees You When You’re Sleeping: Krampus the Anti-Claus

    We are all familiar with the benevolent nighttime intruder who once a year indulges in mass breaking and entering to deposit gifts under indoor foliage. You know, the omnipotent fat man dressed in red who observes your every waking and [...]

  • Happy Life Day: The Star Wars Holiday Special

    Well, it’s Christmas time everyone, and nothing says Christmas like Star Wars. And as we know nothing says Star Wars like Bea Arthur and Jefferson Starship! Wait, what? That’s right, the Star Wars Holiday Special [...]

  • Technical Night Before Christmas

    ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as Mus [...]